Political Pulp

Journalists commit to lie reporting Presidential news to keep up with President’s lies

Journalists commit to lie reporting Presidential news to keep up with President’s lies

WASHINGTON, D.C.— The credibility gap created by President Trump has so irked journalists on both sides of the aisle that many reporters, bloggers and editors of news outlets have decided to do battle by fighting fire with fire—in other words fighting lies with lies. “We the press feel that if the President can say things […]

Exclusive: Bright Bart is not Breitbart, it’s a smart guy named Bart running the Deep State’s Shadow Government

Exclusive: Bright Bart is not Breitbart, it’s a smart guy named Bart running the Deep State’s Shadow Government

WASHINGTON, D.C.— Yes, there is another Breitbart but this one is Bright Bart. Until this report, no news outlet has mentioned the name Bartholomew Musk, and yet this name may be attached to one of the top members of the “Deep State,” which the current Presidential administration is blaming for its trouble times. This exclusive […]

President’s repeal-and-replace Obamacare plan introduces ‘Alternative Health’ as an option

President’s repeal-and-replace Obamacare plan introduces ‘Alternative Health’ as an option

WASHINGTON, D.C.— The health-care issue is dominating U.S.-political news this week. Repealing and replacing Obamacare (the Affordable Care Act) was a campaign promise of President Trump, but now the refurbished health-care plan is under fire from both sides of the aisle and millions of people who may lose their health care and burn stuffed dummies […]

Movements to make House and Senate lawmakers resign growing in number

Movements to make House and Senate lawmakers resign growing in number

WASHINGTON, D.C.— The United States is truly divided about government policies and the striking line that keeps the majority party separated from the minority party (and the lines separating those parties from the smaller, fractional parties) is now creating an anti-party party that has called for the resignations of all members of Congress. “I want […]

Republicans now on Trump’s side apologetic for their public behavior when hating him

Republicans now on Trump’s side apologetic for their public behavior when hating him

WASHINGTON, D.C.— The core of candidate Trump’s early support was not Republicans in office. Nationwide and statewide GOP members were mostly agreed that Mr. Trump was not their choice for President and with a score of candidates going for the nomination, anti-Trump Republicans felt safe trashing the brash businessman. Things change. With the GOP candidate […]

Rumor has it that ‘The Collapse Conspiracy’ will eject any and all institutional politicians from the White House

Rumor has it that ‘The Collapse Conspiracy’ will eject any and all institutional politicians from the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Trump administration, in full throttle since the day after the new President was inaugurated, is now phasing out any and all “establishment” immediate administration members in order to fill the President’s advisor bank with “rogue” figures, according to authentic, radical, unsubstantiated and insignificant sources. Some journalist called this “The Collapse Conspiracy” (TCC). It […]

Speaker Paul Ryan’s speaking style keeps journalists, House members trying to keep up with his statements

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Paul Ryan, Speaker of the House of Representatives, has dodged direct comment concerning unorthodox behavior of the new President, using the moves to concentrate on policy and legislation of his party, which now runs the White House, House of Representatives and Senate. However, the direction of the Republican-dominated policies is unclear, based mostly to […]

‘Polls define lack of focus about President Trump’s productivity first weeks in office

‘Polls define lack of focus about President Trump’s productivity first weeks in office

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Since President Trump has taken a rapid approach to addressing his campaign promises with executive orders, the polls have been scattered with various opinions for, against and indifferent about his actions. However, there are other polls that indicate vast groups of U.S. citizens have lost their focus on President Trump’s early aggression. A Sparkard-Williams […]

‘Pipeline’ players promote and protest pipeline projects in U.S.

HOLLYWOOD, Calif – The current revival of two pipeline projects in the United States has riled many people and environmentalists, and many supporters of the country’s new administration. What is not being reported is the hubbub to do with how the controversy is responsible for a new wave of pop-culture musicians. Since President Trump resurrected […]

U.K.-Prime Minister’s name is overshadowed by Brexit movement and supporters

U.K.-Prime Minister’s name is overshadowed by Brexit movement and supporters

LONDON, U.K. – Most people in most countries still have not acquainted themselves with the likes of Theresa May. If you don’t know that name, you are one of those people. Theresa May has been the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (U.K.) since July, 2016, coming to power in the Brexit election, which approved […]