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The 100-day solution is as divided as the USA when it comes to President Trump

The 100-day solution is as divided as the USA when it comes to President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C.— Marking the symbolic first 100 days of President Donald Trump as a success or failure depends on the source. The president feels it has been the most productive first 100 days ever. “By ever,” said an inside source from the White House, “he means further back than when this country had a President. […]

Journalists commit to lie reporting Presidential news to keep up with President’s lies

Journalists commit to lie reporting Presidential news to keep up with President’s lies

WASHINGTON, D.C.— The credibility gap created by President Trump has so irked journalists on both sides of the aisle that many reporters, bloggers and editors of news outlets have decided to do battle by fighting fire with fire—in other words fighting lies with lies. “We the press feel that if the President can say things […]

President’s repeal-and-replace Obamacare plan introduces ‘Alternative Health’ as an option

President’s repeal-and-replace Obamacare plan introduces ‘Alternative Health’ as an option

WASHINGTON, D.C.— The health-care issue is dominating U.S.-political news this week. Repealing and replacing Obamacare (the Affordable Care Act) was a campaign promise of President Trump, but now the refurbished health-care plan is under fire from both sides of the aisle and millions of people who may lose their health care and burn stuffed dummies […]

Movements to make House and Senate lawmakers resign growing in number

Movements to make House and Senate lawmakers resign growing in number

WASHINGTON, D.C.— The United States is truly divided about government policies and the striking line that keeps the majority party separated from the minority party (and the lines separating those parties from the smaller, fractional parties) is now creating an anti-party party that has called for the resignations of all members of Congress. “I want […]

Rumor has it that ‘The Collapse Conspiracy’ will eject any and all institutional politicians from the White House

Rumor has it that ‘The Collapse Conspiracy’ will eject any and all institutional politicians from the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Trump administration, in full throttle since the day after the new President was inaugurated, is now phasing out any and all “establishment” immediate administration members in order to fill the President’s advisor bank with “rogue” figures, according to authentic, radical, unsubstantiated and insignificant sources. Some journalist called this “The Collapse Conspiracy” (TCC). It […]

Trump’s use of drama measured from genius to jocular by Congress

Trump’s use of drama measured from genius to jocular by Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C., – As Republicans continue to celebrate their majority status in the U.S. Congress, there are political analysts warning that this will be a brief honeymoon with legislation and power—even with a Republican White House. “The displays of defiance for the sake of defiance by Donald J. Trump on his road to victory as […]

Women of popular song take popular causes to Washington

CHEVY CHASE, cialis Md. /Frank Cotolo – People were second-guessing themselves in Washington, patient D.C. last week, thinking they may have seen aged famous women that are not politicians. If you were around the capital last week and you thought you saw an aging Barbra Streisand, Cyndi Lauper or Judy Collins, you were correct because […]

Senate confirms science on climate change, makes reality a fact

INTERNATIONAL FALLS, viagra Minn./Frank Cotolo – Meeting scientific fact at least half way, the Republican-controlled Senate voted on what thousands of scientists across the world have agreed is true: climate change. But, no one that voted would admit mankind has anything to do with the state of the planet by climate change. One new member […]

Sing along with Mitch: Republicans making economy soar

ANNAPOLIS, order Md./Frank Cotolo – Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell opened up a session of the newly Republican-led Congress on Jan 11 with a statement that shook the political world enough to make Donald Trump comb his hair back. McConnell said, capsule “After so many years of sluggish growth, we’re finally starting to see some […]