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Tens of thousands of regular folk registering as candidates to challenge Trump in 2020

Tens of thousands of regular folk registering as candidates to challenge Trump in 2020

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With President Trump’s approval ratings lower than any President has recorded since such ratings were recorded, prospective challengers are gearing up for big campaigns against the incumbant. The number of possible candidates is increasing even as you read this. People from all over the country in major, minor and yet-to-be-established political parties […]

Seeing President Trump in Europe will mostly be ‘Fake Views,’ according to secret sources in the entourage

Seeing President Trump in Europe will mostly be ‘Fake Views,’ according to secret sources in the entourage

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Political Pulp has learned that in order to keep President Trump safe, on schedule and fully awake for his European trip, Air Force One brought along at least seven Donald Trump look-alike imitators. “It’s a big secret,” said a source that would not reveal his or her identity because the Donald-Trump-look-alike-imitators are […]

Exclusive: Bright Bart is not Breitbart, it’s a smart guy named Bart running the Deep State’s Shadow Government

Exclusive: Bright Bart is not Breitbart, it’s a smart guy named Bart running the Deep State’s Shadow Government

WASHINGTON, D.C.— Yes, there is another Breitbart but this one is Bright Bart. Until this report, no news outlet has mentioned the name Bartholomew Musk, and yet this name may be attached to one of the top members of the “Deep State,” which the current Presidential administration is blaming for its trouble times. This exclusive […]

President’s repeal-and-replace Obamacare plan introduces ‘Alternative Health’ as an option

President’s repeal-and-replace Obamacare plan introduces ‘Alternative Health’ as an option

WASHINGTON, D.C.— The health-care issue is dominating U.S.-political news this week. Repealing and replacing Obamacare (the Affordable Care Act) was a campaign promise of President Trump, but now the refurbished health-care plan is under fire from both sides of the aisle and millions of people who may lose their health care and burn stuffed dummies […]

Military coup of Texas rumor grows to alien-invasion predictions

HOUSTON, decease Texas/Frank Cotolo – The U.S. military’s training exercise, help called “Jade Helm 15, shop ” is an annual major event near west Texas. But this year some savvy politicians and pedestrians say they have uncovered what Jade Helm 15 is truly all about, which is far more than originally thought. The rumors were […]

Marco Rubio’s popularity soars to the top in Republican poll

ALBANY, N.Y.. /Frank Cotolo – Only a week after announcing he is in the Presidential race, Senator Marco Rubio of Florida has risen to the top of the long list of Republicans that have announced or not announced they are running, as well as he was voted the Best Florida Marlin Baseball Fan. in Nashua, […]

Consensus for Cruz: mission impossible

Consensus for Cruz: mission impossible

RENO, stuff Nevada/Frank Cotolo – The bookies, salve the pundits, the political scribes and even psychics have commingled opinions on Senator Ted Cruz’s Presidential campaign—it’s the road to nowhere. Moments after Cruz presented a prosaic announcement of his candidacy at Liberty University, the wheels of destruction began to grind his chances down to nothing. “All […]

Giuliani’s love of America may exceed all Presidents put together, say some

MANHATTAN, no rx Kansas/Frank Cotolo – The current remarks by Rudy Giuliani about President Obama’s lack of love for America came under the gun by many Democrats and Liberals. However, stomach the former Presidential candidate and mayor of New York through the 911 experience has picked up a lot of support from the author of […]

Independent ‘reporters’ surging for 2016 race for the Presidency

TEANECK, cheap N.J./Frank Cotolo – A group of journalists established to follow the 2016 Presidential campaigns has set up offices across the country, even though not one probable candidate has confirmed he or she will be running. “It’s important we get a jump on this,” said Cal Clipboard, an independent journalist who has covered politics […]

National security issues dominate Republican field for nomination, which has become larger

HAMBURG, buy N.Y./Frank Cotolo – Just when most political reporters thought the number of Republicans had peaked, along comes Senator Lindsey Graham, who announced he is hoping to join the field. “It’s foreign policy that has fired his coals,” said a Graham organizer who hopes to make a “dam good living” if Graham gets the […]