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Everyone is or isn’t under investigation, including those who are or aren’t under investigation

Everyone is or isn’t under investigation, including those who are or aren’t under investigation

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The most damaging leak of all the leaks in the first five months of the Trump campaign may has been released, according to our sources that are sources so resourceful that no one can question the source-osity [sic] of that which comes from the sources lips. The leak came early on June […]

Proponents push gigantic project to build a wall around all American borders

Proponents push gigantic project to build a wall around all American borders

SANTA FE, N.M. — As the funding for President Trump’s wall across the border of the U.S. and Mexico continues to find sources, a growing group of people are pushing for a bigger, longer, more inclusive wall, one that would literally be built along the borders of the entire country. “No one gets in or […]

Another President Johnson? Dwayne doesn’t rule out run to ‘Rock’ the White House

Another President Johnson? Dwayne doesn’t rule out run to ‘Rock’ the White House

LOS ANGELES, Calif. —He was known as “The Rock” in professional wrestling and he is now the highest paid actor in movies. Recently, Dwayne Johnson saw his future with one more possibility—a U.S. Presidential candidacy. “Why not?” said a Wisconsin head of a Johnson fan club. “We had an actor before and now we got […]

Movements to make House and Senate lawmakers resign growing in number

Movements to make House and Senate lawmakers resign growing in number

WASHINGTON, D.C.— The United States is truly divided about government policies and the striking line that keeps the majority party separated from the minority party (and the lines separating those parties from the smaller, fractional parties) is now creating an anti-party party that has called for the resignations of all members of Congress. “I want […]

Speaker Paul Ryan’s speaking style keeps journalists, House members trying to keep up with his statements

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Paul Ryan, Speaker of the House of Representatives, has dodged direct comment concerning unorthodox behavior of the new President, using the moves to concentrate on policy and legislation of his party, which now runs the White House, House of Representatives and Senate. However, the direction of the Republican-dominated policies is unclear, based mostly to […]

‘Pipeline’ players promote and protest pipeline projects in U.S.

HOLLYWOOD, Calif – The current revival of two pipeline projects in the United States has riled many people and environmentalists, and many supporters of the country’s new administration. What is not being reported is the hubbub to do with how the controversy is responsible for a new wave of pop-culture musicians. Since President Trump resurrected […]

U.K.-Prime Minister’s name is overshadowed by Brexit movement and supporters

U.K.-Prime Minister’s name is overshadowed by Brexit movement and supporters

LONDON, U.K. – Most people in most countries still have not acquainted themselves with the likes of Theresa May. If you don’t know that name, you are one of those people. Theresa May has been the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (U.K.) since July, 2016, coming to power in the Brexit election, which approved […]

Trump’s use of drama measured from genius to jocular by Congress

Trump’s use of drama measured from genius to jocular by Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C., – As Republicans continue to celebrate their majority status in the U.S. Congress, there are political analysts warning that this will be a brief honeymoon with legislation and power—even with a Republican White House. “The displays of defiance for the sake of defiance by Donald J. Trump on his road to victory as […]