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Tens of thousands of regular folk registering as candidates to challenge Trump in 2020

Tens of thousands of regular folk registering as candidates to challenge Trump in 2020

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With President Trump’s approval ratings lower than any President has recorded since such ratings were recorded, prospective challengers are gearing up for big campaigns against the incumbant. The number of possible candidates is increasing even as you read this. People from all over the country in major, minor and yet-to-be-established political parties […]

The vicissitudes of the name Reince Priebus are prevalent across the globe

The vicissitudes of the name Reince Priebus are prevalent across the globe

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Go anywhere in the world and ask a citizen of any country this question: Who is President Trump’s Chief of Staff? The answer, most of the time, will be almost correct. It would be totally correct if a citizen of any country could correctly remember the name Reince Priebus. Recently, surveys have […]

The 100-day solution is as divided as the USA when it comes to President Trump

The 100-day solution is as divided as the USA when it comes to President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C.— Marking the symbolic first 100 days of President Donald Trump as a success or failure depends on the source. The president feels it has been the most productive first 100 days ever. “By ever,” said an inside source from the White House, “he means further back than when this country had a President. […]

President’s repeal-and-replace Obamacare plan introduces ‘Alternative Health’ as an option

President’s repeal-and-replace Obamacare plan introduces ‘Alternative Health’ as an option

WASHINGTON, D.C.— The health-care issue is dominating U.S.-political news this week. Repealing and replacing Obamacare (the Affordable Care Act) was a campaign promise of President Trump, but now the refurbished health-care plan is under fire from both sides of the aisle and millions of people who may lose their health care and burn stuffed dummies […]

Rumor has it that ‘The Collapse Conspiracy’ will eject any and all institutional politicians from the White House

Rumor has it that ‘The Collapse Conspiracy’ will eject any and all institutional politicians from the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Trump administration, in full throttle since the day after the new President was inaugurated, is now phasing out any and all “establishment” immediate administration members in order to fill the President’s advisor bank with “rogue” figures, according to authentic, radical, unsubstantiated and insignificant sources. Some journalist called this “The Collapse Conspiracy” (TCC). It […]

Democrats battle each other and defy President on trade deal, trading sides

SECACUS, N.J./Frank Cotolo – Controversy ensues concerning President Obama’s desired trade legislation to the point where members of his party are as adamant about opposing it as are opposing parties are adamant about opposing anything the President proposes. “Democrats are angry, too,” said a political contact used by this column when few other people involved […]

Marco Rubio’s popularity soars to the top in Republican poll

ALBANY, N.Y.. /Frank Cotolo – Only a week after announcing he is in the Presidential race, Senator Marco Rubio of Florida has risen to the top of the long list of Republicans that have announced or not announced they are running, as well as he was voted the Best Florida Marlin Baseball Fan. in Nashua, […]

Consensus for Cruz: mission impossible

Consensus for Cruz: mission impossible

RENO, stuff Nevada/Frank Cotolo – The bookies, salve the pundits, the political scribes and even psychics have commingled opinions on Senator Ted Cruz’s Presidential campaign—it’s the road to nowhere. Moments after Cruz presented a prosaic announcement of his candidacy at Liberty University, the wheels of destruction began to grind his chances down to nothing. “All […]

U.S. senators’ letter about nuclear deal fell flat because it lacked Mexican treats

MASHAD, Iran/Frank Cotolo – There has been a tirade of controversy about U.S. senators going over President Obama’s head by sending a letter to Supreme Leader Ayatolla Khamenei concerning the ongoing talks about a deal to level Iran’s nuclear program, including the fact that the letter was not accompanied by a basket of Mexican snacks. […]

Giuliani’s love of America may exceed all Presidents put together, say some

MANHATTAN, no rx Kansas/Frank Cotolo – The current remarks by Rudy Giuliani about President Obama’s lack of love for America came under the gun by many Democrats and Liberals. However, stomach the former Presidential candidate and mayor of New York through the 911 experience has picked up a lot of support from the author of […]

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