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Tens of thousands of regular folk registering as candidates to challenge Trump in 2020

Tens of thousands of regular folk registering as candidates to challenge Trump in 2020

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With President Trump’s approval ratings lower than any President has recorded since such ratings were recorded, prospective challengers are gearing up for big campaigns against the incumbant. The number of possible candidates is increasing even as you read this. People from all over the country in major, minor and yet-to-be-established political parties […]

Seeing President Trump in Europe will mostly be ‘Fake Views,’ according to secret sources in the entourage

Seeing President Trump in Europe will mostly be ‘Fake Views,’ according to secret sources in the entourage

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Political Pulp has learned that in order to keep President Trump safe, on schedule and fully awake for his European trip, Air Force One brought along at least seven Donald Trump look-alike imitators. “It’s a big secret,” said a source that would not reveal his or her identity because the Donald-Trump-look-alike-imitators are […]

The vicissitudes of the name Reince Priebus are prevalent across the globe

The vicissitudes of the name Reince Priebus are prevalent across the globe

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Go anywhere in the world and ask a citizen of any country this question: Who is President Trump’s Chief of Staff? The answer, most of the time, will be almost correct. It would be totally correct if a citizen of any country could correctly remember the name Reince Priebus. Recently, surveys have […]

Proponents push gigantic project to build a wall around all American borders

Proponents push gigantic project to build a wall around all American borders

SANTA FE, N.M. — As the funding for President Trump’s wall across the border of the U.S. and Mexico continues to find sources, a growing group of people are pushing for a bigger, longer, more inclusive wall, one that would literally be built along the borders of the entire country. “No one gets in or […]

The 100-day solution is as divided as the USA when it comes to President Trump

The 100-day solution is as divided as the USA when it comes to President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C.— Marking the symbolic first 100 days of President Donald Trump as a success or failure depends on the source. The president feels it has been the most productive first 100 days ever. “By ever,” said an inside source from the White House, “he means further back than when this country had a President. […]

‘Pipeline’ players promote and protest pipeline projects in U.S.

HOLLYWOOD, Calif – The current revival of two pipeline projects in the United States has riled many people and environmentalists, and many supporters of the country’s new administration. What is not being reported is the hubbub to do with how the controversy is responsible for a new wave of pop-culture musicians. Since President Trump resurrected […]

U.S. voters don’t know much about candidates

KANSAS CITY, treatment Kansas/Frank Cotolo – Because it is very early in the U.S. Presidential campaign, ed candidates who have announced they are running, tadalafil those who are running and have not announced and those yet to explore a candidacy but hope to start campaigning before they announce, are all relative unknowns to the voting […]