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Everyone is or isn’t under investigation, including those who are or aren’t under investigation

Everyone is or isn’t under investigation, including those who are or aren’t under investigation

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The most damaging leak of all the leaks in the first five months of the Trump campaign may has been released, according to our sources that are sources so resourceful that no one can question the source-osity [sic] of that which comes from the sources lips. The leak came early on June […]

Journalists commit to lie reporting Presidential news to keep up with President’s lies

Journalists commit to lie reporting Presidential news to keep up with President’s lies

WASHINGTON, D.C.— The credibility gap created by President Trump has so irked journalists on both sides of the aisle that many reporters, bloggers and editors of news outlets have decided to do battle by fighting fire with fire—in other words fighting lies with lies. “We the press feel that if the President can say things […]

National security issues dominate Republican field for nomination, which has become larger

HAMBURG, buy N.Y./Frank Cotolo – Just when most political reporters thought the number of Republicans had peaked, along comes Senator Lindsey Graham, who announced he is hoping to join the field. “It’s foreign policy that has fired his coals,” said a Graham organizer who hopes to make a “dam good living” if Graham gets the […]

Two conservative political figures pine the Republican victories

HARRISBURG, Penn./Frank Cotolo – Amid the barrage of Republican victories across the U.S. on Nov. 4, only a pair of political figures are feeling a loss, at least publicly. First, there is the Republican that lost, Tom Corbett. The now-former governor of Pennsylvania was defeated in an attempt for a second term by a Democrat. […]

Congress taking serious look at Secret Service reforms

HARRISBURG, treat Penn./Frank Cotolo – As the Secret Service continues to show signs of dysfunction, viagra buy Congress is considering many changes to take the agency out of its current funk. “One of the problems, vialis 40mg ” said a congressional aide who refused to be identified, “is that it is going to be hard […]

Michele Bachmann won’t rule out another Presidential bid

Even though Michele Bachmann is set to retire from her U.S. House seat, advice she and sources close to her say she is sitting on something else – another run for the White House. The Minnesota congresswoman ran in 2012 and was a favorite of the Tea Party and many Republican women who enjoy a […]

Parade of U.S. primaries partisan to establishment

Hard-right conservatives took a proverbial bath in U.S. primaries this past week as traditional Republican candidates won nominations of their party for the 2014 midterms. “Dag nab it, discount ” said a campaign worker for Tea Party candidates, physician “we wanted to send a strong message to our own folk about them being to liberal […]